Gazette
a newspaper or official journal (He is talking about an imagnary magazine)

Granola
cereal made of especially rolled oats with dried fruits and nuts and honey or brown sugar
(the magzine that is filled with random bull crap that anyone wants)
Sytmemic
is something that happens in a certin order. (he laughs when he has his seizures every time)
Lobe
that part of the cerebral cortex in either hemisphere of the brain lying directly behind the forehead.

Autonomic
of or pertaining to the autonomic nervous system.